Today I decided to venture out into the world of the unemployed; join the tired, poor, weak and hungry and attend a job fair. Not just any job fair, one of the largest in state history, with thousands expected, sponsored by local news station WMUR, held at Southern New Hampshire University; Although I will always refer to it as NHC (New Hampshire College), the site of many a basketball/soccer camp I attended as a mere lad. Who would have thought I would have ventured back to the campus in such a fashion...
Now I have been to job fairs before and they can largely be considered a gigantic waste of time. A waste of time, that is, if one does not possess a game plan. A game plan is necessary, because once you walk in the door, in the expression of
American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi, "I got 5 words for you: pan-duh-mon-i-um!" Especially with an event of this magnitude, if you do not scout out a handful of prospective companies and approach them, you will be doing yourself a tremendous disservice and severely depress yourself. Therefore, I went online, picked out roughly 5 companies, and set out to achieve greatness.
Because this is of course the worst recession in the history of the universe, and mobs of people were expected, attendees were instructed to park 10 miles away at the Mall of NH and take a bus to the job fair. Ha, that's a good one, there was no way in hell I would be doing that, thank you. Luckily I have a friend who lives across the street from the college, so I was golden in that department. I woke up this morning, showered, shaved, threw on a suit and headed out the door. In the words of the big homey Snoop, I was
suited and booted.
Now I had very little expectations for the event, but I felt it was an important thing to attend, because "you never know." My main goal was to locate a particular company, an executive staffing/recruiting firm aimed at higher level job seekers, speak to a representative, set up a first appointment, and be on my way. As long I could achieve that main goal, the day could be considered somewhat of a success.
I parked at my friends house and began the short walk to the fair. Already I could tell it would be a zoo. Cars everywhere, people everywhere. I could smell the aura of desperation in the air. I could not help but have a smirk on my face...I figured I was in a better position than most of these people, but who knows. I must say, I was dressed as nice as anyone I saw; attires ranged from the properly suited (like myself) to the frumpy shirt and tie paired with wrinkled khakis look, to the "I must be a drug dealer, because I look like a
yo" look. Alrighty then, moving right along...
I entered the facility and immediately I began to perspire. It was an absolute sh*tshow. Thousands of job hunters, wandering aimlessly between two separate gymnasiums. Thousands. You could barely walk. I quickly decided that finding all of the companies I "scouted out" would not be possible...I had to "go big or go home." Seeing as I wasn't super interested in a few of the companies I researched, this wouldn't be a big deal. I only selected a handful of companies to pretend as if I was doing my homework. My due diligence, if you will.
After attempting to walk around the upper gym, I said "F this" and headed to the lower gym, the larger of the two. I wandered amongst the masses, trying not to look at people, as many had the "where is the nearest skyscraper, bridge, noose etc" look on their face. I was determined to stay positive. I then entered the larger gym, determined to find my "numba 1 stunna". For those who don't speak
hip hop, this means I was determined to find the executive recruiting firm. It may sound easy, but you could barely walk in the place, so finding anything provided a handsome challenge. As I walked very very slowly to the end of the first aisle I noticed a couple of nicely dressed gentleman who looked like they knew what they were doing. As I approached, I noticed the sign below their table. It was the firm I was looking for. One gentleman was unoccupied; the other gentleman had what looked like a line in front of him. I quickly skirted around the line and approached the unoccupied gentleman and began a conversation. I introduced myself, asking if I needed to wait in line to speak to him. Of course not, he replied. We then begain conversing, I explained my case a bit, and then he stated his. Or maybe vice versa. Bottom line, they place executives; higher end employees who have made good money; these type of employees who routinely waist time through traditional job search methods. (Translation: I think this describes myself...I have applied for 4 jobs over the past 2 weeks online and heard back from none of them). I always knew I would need to get a recruiter involved, just haven't found one yet.
The gentleman went on to say they do not accept just anyone for their services, in this market they must be selective. There are many more people that approach them than there are jobs available. Fine with me, I hold myself to a higher standard than most. He also explained that while the average job search can last 9-12 weeks, his firm
guarantees placement within weeks. They do not go through Human Resources, they approach decision makers. I liked the way this chap was rappin. We exchanged business cards, he instructed me to call the office, and I was on my way.
I was satisfied with this exchange, however figured I would see what else was out there. As I continued to move amongst the crowds, I legitimately felt like I was part of a herd of cattle. A very large herd of cattle. What a nightmare. After attempting to visit other companies on my list, I decided to abort. I had achieved the primary goal of attending the event. Now time to head for the hills, as my armpits were becoming quite saturated. Or should I say, my shirt was becoming quite saturated from the moisture coming from my armpits.
I walked out the back door (because I know the layout of the place; I'm an insider) and walk past the enormous line at the door to get in. Luckily I didn't have to wait in that monstrosity! I cooly slipped my shades back on and continued the brisk walk back to my car. I saw a couple people I know (am I too old to call them "kids"?) and they asked how goes the proverbial battle. Crowded in there? Yes, that would be an understatement. One of these "kids" then told me I should apply to be a fireman. Not a bad idea, thanks, but don't think thats quite my cup of tea. Plus they haven't hired in a year. However, it is a noble profession.
I got back to my car and it took almost 10 minutes for me to back out of the driveway of my friend' house. At least it was over. And as I said, I'm glad I went. I achieved my goal, and got to take a firsthand look at the results of this economy. A bit scary. I felt bad for some people. I'm sure they have wives and children to support. Not me, thank God... and can't be feeling bad for myself now can I? Especially I after
I chose to join this madness!
I got home, had some lunch, threw on the gym clothes, ready to get the daily workout in. But first, I picked up the phone, called the aforementioned firm, and scheduled an appointment for this upcoming Tuesday. Which is a step in the right direction. And I know I've said this before (to no avail yet) but I feel good about this one.
And at least I have that going for me...
which, of course,
is nice...